πΆ 1οΈβ£ “Always” – Bon Jovi
Lyric Offense: “I’ll be there till the stars don’t shine…”
Really? You left for someone else and now you’re “always” gonna be there? This song is peak romantic if you weren’t the one who ghosted your partner during a beach trip. ποΈπ©
πΆ 2οΈβ£ “Sorry” – Justin Bieber
Lyric Offense: “Is it too late now to say sorry?”
Yes. Yes it is. Especially when you’re using a pop hit to apologize to the person whose heart you broke. At least sing it with tears, not dance moves. π¬πΊ
πΆ 3οΈβ£ “Back to December” – Taylor Swift
Lyric Offense: “Maybe this is wishful thinkin’, probably mindless dreamin’…”
It’s giving: I miss the way you made me feel, but also I’m the one who messed it up. T-Swift knows how to make cheating sound poetic, but karaoke audiences know the truth. βοΈπ
πΆ 4οΈβ£ “Let Me Love You” – Mario
Lyric Offense: “You should let me love you, let me be the one to…”
Sir, you had one job—and you outsourced it. Now you’re back at karaoke night trying to reclaim what you lost through smooth R&B vibes. Bold move. π€π
πΆ 5οΈβ£ “Un-break My Heart” – Toni Braxton
Lyric Offense: “Undo this hurt you caused when you walked out the door…”
Unless you’re singing it to yourself in the mirror as a form of self-therapy (respect), this one hits wrong if you were the one who walked out in the first place. πͺπ’
πΆ 6οΈβ£ “I Will Always Love You” – Whitney Houston
Lyric Offense: “We both know I’m not what you need…”
Whitney’s version makes it sound noble—but let’s be honest, it’s the cheater’s anthem in disguise. Do not dedicate this to the person you left. Just don’t. ππΆ
π€ BONUS: “You’re Still the One” – Shania Twain
Lyric Offense: “Looks like we made it…”
Ma’am. Sir. You made it… through two months of cheating before getting caught. Singing this now is either delusion or damage control. π€·βοΈπ€
πΆ Why We Still Do It Anyway (And Maybe It’s Okay)
To be fair, karaoke is a safe space to feel feelings, even complicated ones. If you're the cheater and genuinely regret it, singing these songs might be your way of expressing guilt—or making peace with it. Just maybe skip the public dedication. π
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